My ex boyfriend keeps liking my Instagram pictures like can you not
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
im stressed because the ‘0’ implies that tits-clits-and-taylor-swift was already taken
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS